whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Oh, first car I had.
Xabi talking with Kroos in the match
"im going to bayern"
"do whatever you want"
In football we don’t say ‘that is so out of the blue’ we say ‘that is so xabi alonso to bayern’
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job